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Hurry! For one week only….

Today until the 28th of April

We are celebrating the release of Twilight (new Vampire ‘teen flick’ rated 4/5 stars (80%) by LOVEFiLM
Renters) on DVD single and double disc and Blu-ray. Buy on DVD for only £11.93.

We have a nice one week 5% discount code TWILIGHT (5% off everything*, no minimum spend, *excludes computing and electronics)

Our current Hot deals/prices and bestsellers are below in our top 5 big pushers this week.

DVDs for under £5 (title include Juno, Sin City 2 disc Steel book edition, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Michael Clayton – in fact there are hundreds of titles to choose
from)

Games for under £10 – Includes all game formats, something for everyone!

Blu-ray for under £10 - the LOVEFiLM shop prides itself on its consistent low pricing of Blu-ray titles and this
offer is our best – as cheap as DVDs!

Season 1 boxsets – 50 titles of to choose from – Price start from just £5.93 – Start from the very beginning

‘Get animated’ Boxsets from under £12

Play.com have a massive spring sale on with up to 80% off of some fantastic products.

Check out the line up below:

- DVD’s from £2.99
- Blu-ray from £9.99
- Music from £1.99
- Books upto 80% off
- Games from £9.99
- Electronics save up to 60%
- Clothing from £2.99
- Gadgets from £2.99 and much more….

Jumpers & Cardigans from £10
Shirts from £12
Formal Shirts & Ties from £7
T-Shirts and Tops from £3
Jackets & Coats from £20
Suits from £49
Trousers from £12
Jeans from £15
Shoes from £20
Accessories from £3
Socks & Underwear from £1

5% commission on all sale and regular priced items (excluding gift cards)
Over 30% of stock included in the sale.

1) The Very Hungry Caterpillar – Books for children

Since it was first published in 1969, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has sold over 22 million copies and been translated into 30 languages. With its vivid and colourful collage illustrations and finger-sized holes to explore, it is a richly satisfying experience for children.

2) Fear the Collar / Scars that Run Deep – Books Direct

Patrick Toucher’s memoirs reveal his disturbing childhood of abuse and the shadows this cast over his life. His true story is a deeply moving and ultimately triumphant one.

3) Jordan: Pushed to the Limit – Books Direct

Following on from her first bestselling biography A Whole New World, this is a fascinating and intense personal account of life both in front and behind the beam of the cameras.

4) Beatrix Potter Complete Collection – Books for children

From Peter Rabbit to Jemima Puddle-Duck, every one of Beatrix Potter’s delightful tales can be found in this marvellous set.

5) The Roald Dahl Collection 16-book set in slipcase – Books for children

Every one of Roald Dahl’s books continues to fly off the shelves as more young readers discover one of our greatest ever storytellers. This specially compiled set brings together sixteen of his very best books.

6) Dear Fatty – Books Direct

Signed, sealed and delivered! We proudly bring you, written on her very own, the autobiography of Dawn French (with occasional flights of fancy for the gorgeous Johnny Depp).

7) Aliens Love Underpants – Books for children

This zany, hilarious tale, delightfully brought to life by big, bright, vibrant and hilarious illustrations, is sure to enchant and amuse the whole family.

Read With Ladybird X20 -Books for children

You can rely on Ladybird! Your child will learn to read in twenty effortless steps with this cleverly structured series.

9) One Snowy Night – Books for children

Percy the Park Keeper always feeds the animals in the park where he lives. But one cold winter’s night Percy discovers that his little friends need more than food and soon there’s no room in the bed for Percy!

10) Married Lovers – Books Direct

If you’re tall and blonde, with a body to die for and a name like Cameron Paradise then life was never going to be innocent. Jackie Collins’ salacious pen whips across the pages once more to bring us another sizzling novel with tantalising twists and turns.

Active Codes ? SPRING – 5% code for the rest of March (5% off everything excluding computing and electronics) no minum spend ? expires 31st March

Top ten sales at the LOVEFilM Shop this week:

Chart Title Format Release Date (pre-order)
1 Empire: Total War Game Out now
2 Quantum of Solace DVD 23rd March 2009
3 Killzone 2 Game Out now
4 Street Fighter IV Game Out now
5 Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. Game Out now
6 Empire: Total War – Special Edition Game Out now
7 Resident Evil 5 Game Out now
8 The Lord Of The Rings: The Trilogy [Extended Ed.][12 Discs] DVD Boxset
9 Mamma Mia! DVD
10 The Bourne Ultimatum Blu-ray 30th March 2009

Nintendo DSI down to £144.97 at Tesco!

We have dropped the price of the Nintendo DSI to £144.97 – this is a market leading price and cheaper than Asda!

Stock available 3rd April.

Many a world statesmen, literary giant and Hollywood legend has performed the ritual and now TV’s favourite yellow bellied character Homer Simpson is set to kiss the infamous Blarney Stone, when The Simpson’s visit Ireland this St.Patricks Day.

St Patrick’s Day this year will be celebrated with a special “Oirish” episode of The Simpsons which will be screened in Ireland ahead of its transmission in the US for the first time in the 20-year history of the show.

Ireland’s patron saint of bookies, Paddy Power, has wasted no time coming out with some animated bets on the one-off episode and are betting 6/4 that Homer leans back to kiss the gift of gab wall. However the cheeky bookie isn’t ruling anything out with the clumsy character and are also offering odds on him holding baby Maggie out to kiss the wall at 6/1. The odds on Homer writing graffiti on the wall are just 8/1 while it’s 25/1 he mistakes the word ’kiss’ as ’p%*s’ and urinates on The Blarney Stone!

In what promises to be a paddy packed episode of all things Irish Bookies Paddy Power are also speculating on what famous Irish cliche Homer utters first. ’O Beggorah’ is the the bookies favourite at 8/1, followed by ’Top O’ The Mornin’ To Ye’ at 9/1, ’To Be Sure To Be Sure’ at 10/1 and crude quote ’as gaeilge’, ’Pog Mo Hon’ also at 10/1.

Paddy Power said: “We’re no strangers to betting on The Simpsons. We’re still feeling the pain from the massive payout we faced when baby Maggie shot Mr Burns all those years ago! The Simpsons don’t miss a trick so there’s bound to be lots of Irish colloquialisms and paddy whackery to watch out for!”

The episode will be broadcast on Sky1 St Patrick’s Day, Tuesday 17th March at 7.30pm (GMT)

Simpsons specials

What will Homer do when he visits The Blarney Stone?
6/4 Kiss it 6/1 Hold baby Maggie out to kiss it 6/1 Lick it 8/1 Graffiti on it 8/1 Chisel a piece off the wall to take home 10/1 Slip through the wrought iron bars 10/1 Try to eat it 12/1 Get a bad case of acrophobia 12/1 Stick Gum on it 18/1 Handcuff himself to the bars 25/1 Piddle on it 50/1 Remove it and take it with him

First Irish cliche Homer uses in the St.Patricks Day episode?

8/1 Ah/O begorrah 9/1 Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! 10/1 To be sure to be sure 10/1 Pog mo hon 12/1 That’s grand 12/1 Slainte 12/1 Fair play! 14/1 Cead Mile Failte 14/1 Feck Off 16/1 That’s Arthur Guinness Talking 16/1 Fluthered 18/1 There’s no home like your own home 18/1 Get Outta That Garden 20/1 Dancing at the crossroads 20/1 Ole Ole Ole Ole 20/1 Not the full shilling 20/1 Thanks a million 20/1 Glocamorra 25/1 Wigs on the green 25/1 May the road rise to meet you 25/1 Soft day thank God 25/1 How’s she cutting’? 25/1 Me Mammy said 25/1 Bacon and cabbage 25/1 Story, bud 33/1 Get up outta dat 33/1 Away with ye 40/1 Acting the Maggot 50/1 It’s Bucketing down 80/1 You’ll Never Beat The Irish! 100/1 Paddy Power

Simpsons Specials
12/1 Grandpa Simpson to marry a lovely Irish Girl in Season 20 33/1 Colm Meaney to move in permanently with The Simpsons 500/1 The Simpsons to relocate permanently from Springfield to Ireland

Number of Viewers?
9/2 Under 600,000 11/10 600,000 – 800,000 7/2 800,001 – 1,000,000 6/1 1,000,001 – 1,200,000 8/1 1,200,001 – 1,400,000 9/2 Over 1,400,000

Next Irish Star to guest on The Simpsons?
3/1 Colin Farrell 4/1 Daniel Day-Lewis 5/1 Bob Geldof 6/1 Gabriel Byrne 8/1 Enya 10/1 Jonathan Rhys Meyers 14/1 Cillian Murphy 16/1 Nadine Coyle 18/1 Louis Walsh 18/1 Cecelia Ahern 25/1 Any of Westlife 25/1 Any of Boyzone 40/1 Samantha Mumba 40/1 Robbie Keane 50/1 Bertie Ahern 50/1 Tommy Tiernan 66/1 Brian McFadden 66/1 Ken Egan 80/1 Rosanna Davison 80/1 Eoghan Quigg 80/1 Pat Shortt 100/1 Grainne Seoige 100/1 Brian Cowen 100/1 Mary McAlesse 150/1 Gay Byrne 150/1 Gerry Ryan 250/1 Dana 500/1 Brian Ormond

Presale tickets to Michael Jackson’s summer residency at London’s O2 Arena have already sold out, despite eleven more dates being added today.

Organisers AEG Live said demand for his This Is It shows, which Jackson announced himself at a press conference last Thursday, had been overwhelming.

The original 10 dates ran between July 8 and July 28 but this morning organisers added another eleven, with dates running until September 1.

The tour website crashed this morning with fans registering for and buying presale tickets to what Jackson said would be his last shows in the UK.

Chris Edmonds, Ticketmaster’s Managing Director said: “We have witnessed an unprecedented level of demand for the Michael Jackson concerts at The O2. Unfortunately, due to a technical issue, we were unable to facilitate all immediate ticket requests.

Apologies to those fans who were unable to log on, but fans should keep on trying to purchase tickets.”
No further dates have been announced but organisers said half the number of seats to each show have been held back until the official sale starts on Friday, March 13 at 7am. They also said to expect further announcements.

Jackson, who has returned to the US for rehearsals, is said to be “ecstatic” about the way the shows are being received.